I have always wanted to start a site. I wanted to talk about my life but I contemplated. Then I met Jay. Then I wanted to start a site for us. But I procrastinated. More than two years later, this is what I have now, a humble beginning. Just like any couples, we have been through many good and hard times together and this is one reason what this site is for: to put down our story in writing. So that this blog will witness our existence and hopefully we can flip through the archives one day and laugh at the silly things we did and be touched by Jay's heroic deed. Hi, I am Kay, we are boyfriends and this is the our story.
I'm Kay
Male. Smart and sentimental. 26yo. Enjoys movies (and porn) and reality shows. Sleeper. Uptight. Likes Robbie Williams. Has been to Singapore. Ogles at men. Just wants to be happy. Prefers to wear boxers. Selfless.
I'm Jay
Male. Sexy and studly. 29yo. Loves sushi and everything meat. Swimmer. Forgetful. Likes House music. Travels world over. Ogles at Kay. Want to be rich but not necessary famous. Likes not to wear underwear. Selfish.
They say do it in the most casual of instances, like when you're both lounging around, relaxed and watching the tv.
If he giggles and seems amused, you know you're on a steady relationship. If he screws up a face and looks annoyed, you can then blame it on your ultra-relaxed state.
How long in a relationship is right for a couple to feel relatively at ease with each other to not let noxious fumes get in the way? Do you feel like running to the toilet each time you feel like letting one rip?
I have farted a few times in front of Jay. And he seemed to take it casually.
Did you just fart? (3 seconds after the gaseous property from my ass reaches his nostrils)
Haha. Yes.
Whoa, that was like so much powerful than what struck Hiroshima!
Haha. Yeah. And I suppose yours is fragrant?
Then we laughed it off.
I, however, have not heard him letting rip his first fart in front of me yet. Perhaps he already did, with a silent one. But how could I not know it if he already did for we all very well know that silent type of farts are the deadliest!
Another funny sound we both are very comfortable with is burps. I do it every now and then after a hearty meal, in front of him. Jay was initially not used to that but now he even competes to see who can burp the loudest and longest. Only at home, we promise.
Another kind of sound which is rarely heard is that produced when we're taking the dump. A splash? Splish? Splosh? I'm comfortable with leaving the door open when taking a dump. But Jay is still not keen with such an idea.
The last I remembered, I was sitting on the bowl asking him to pass me a magazine. I didn't need to shout because the door was wide opened. He came bringing my magazine but had a blanket covering himself, apparently shy from seeing me crapping and hiding away from the foul smell. Yeah, again whose shit is fragrant?
My justification is, what if you need to take a shit and your man is taking a shower? You can just go right into the bathroom and take a shit while he showers. Heck, you can even chat while you're both in doing your respective tasks. Then when you're done, you get up, save yourself from wiping your ass, join him in the shower and if the testosterone level is raging in you two that time, you'd have killed 3 birds with one stone- 3 tasks in one room.
We both are so close and intimate to each other but there are still some things that set us boundaries. We've seen each other naked and flacid. We've gone into deep places only a doctor can do so with his index finger. We've seen our bad and ulgy side and we know our weaknesses. Still, sooner or later we all need to cross that threshold.
Comments:
jakeandtroy - You guys are cute!
# posted by jayandkay : 11:38 PM, December 20, 2005
it took us two years to finally fart in front of each other :>
He still doesn't let me see him pee pee and poo poo.
# posted by Anonymous : 5:35 PM, December 27, 2005
kelphin - Haha. I just farted infront of Jay moments ago. I like seeing him pee pee too but he still shys away.
# posted by jayandkay : 12:06 AM, December 28, 2005