I have always wanted to start a site. I wanted to talk about my life but I contemplated. Then I met Jay. Then I wanted to start a site for us. But I procrastinated. More than two years later, this is what I have now, a humble beginning. Just like any couples, we have been through many good and hard times together and this is one reason what this site is for: to put down our story in writing. So that this blog will witness our existence and hopefully we can flip through the archives one day and laugh at the silly things we did and be touched by Jay's heroic deed. Hi, I am Kay, we are boyfriends and this is the our story.
I'm Kay
Male. Smart and sentimental. 26yo. Enjoys movies (and porn) and reality shows. Sleeper. Uptight. Likes Robbie Williams. Has been to Singapore. Ogles at men. Just wants to be happy. Prefers to wear boxers. Selfless.
I'm Jay
Male. Sexy and studly. 29yo. Loves sushi and everything meat. Swimmer. Forgetful. Likes House music. Travels world over. Ogles at Kay. Want to be rich but not necessary famous. Likes not to wear underwear. Selfish.
"I was heading to my favourite spot when I suddenly saw this tall creature about 30m away."
"I was trembling with fear as the creature stared at me," he said, adding that he did not move for about 15 minutes.
Amir, who initially thought the creature would leave, decided to run when the creature continued to stare at him.
"I did not look back and continued running until I reached my village," he said, showing a clearing in the jungle where the standoff occurred to some 50 people who took part in an expedition to search for the creature.
Another villager, Herman Deraman, 21, had a closer encounter with the creature in the woods.
"I was resting one night in a wooden hut on stilts after a long day of collecting bamboo strips."
"Suddenly, the hut started shaking violently," he said, adding that soon after that, he heard a loud roar that sounded like that of a wild beast.
That incident kept him awake the whole night. It looks human but has fur the shades of dark red and black covering its face and body, stands about 4m tall and lets out a loud roar.
Recent news stories describing bigfoot sightings in parts of Johor in southern Peninsular Malaysia are getting the headlines. Bigfoot sightings in Malaysia are nothing new. The new factor is the government's supportive attitude toward projects to investigate the sightings.
A 40cm to 50cm footprint of a creature, believed to be that of a Bigfoot was discovered in Mawai, Kota Tinggi. Brown hair reeking of body odour was also reportedly retrieved nearby, and a broken tree branch at the site appeared to indicate the creatures were some three metres tall.
Could Bigfoot, believed to have been spotted in the jungles of Johor, actually be a prehistoric animal which had gone extinct hundreds of thousand of years ago? Based on the Bigfoot theory, researchers claimed that Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, Yeti or Mawas was probably a prehistoric giant ape. The animal is believed to have lived in several parts of Asia including China and South-East Asia, as well as in North America before facing extinction some 200,000 to 500,000 years ago.
This raises questions of whether the Bigfoot sightings by several individuals, including orang asli(native) villagers, in the 248-million-year-old Endau-Rompin National Park may be that of the remnants of the Gigantopithecus Blacki (or giant ape in Latin) species.
According to the orang asli, the giant animal, said to be 3m tall and having a brown hairy body, has been sighted in several jungle spots in Johor.
Since news on the sightings of a creature dubbed Bigfoot in the forests of Johor were highlighted, several individuals have come forward to tell of their experiences. The Johor National Park Corporation(JNPC), which manages several state parks including the Endau-Rompin National Park, had received at least five reports on the alleged sightings of the creature. JNPC would organise a week-long expedition into Endau-Rompin, probably next month, to search for evidence on the existence of the creature. A similar expedition was organised last week. A team, which included media representatives, however failed to find any evidence of Bigfoot during the day-long trip.
Most of the alleged sightings occurred at Kampung Punjut, Kahang, near the Endau-Rompin National Park. Information given by individuals who claimed to have seen the creature was consistent, especially on its appearance and height.
My take on this is that if the creature is said to be about 3m tall and assuming its limbs and body parts are proportionate, could you imagine how big his penis is when erected? (I know I'm going to see that smirk on Jay's face after this!)
Comments:
I thought you went looking for the Bigfoot yourself :)
I'm from Johor & I've spent some time in those jungles! I don't care how big it schlong is, if its all furry like its face, it can go f*ck a goat for all I care!! Maybe it does....