I have always wanted to start a site. I wanted to talk about my life but I contemplated. Then I met Jay. Then I wanted to start a site for us. But I procrastinated. More than two years later, this is what I have now, a humble beginning. Just like any couples, we have been through many good and hard times together and this is one reason what this site is for: to put down our story in writing. So that this blog will witness our existence and hopefully we can flip through the archives one day and laugh at the silly things we did and be touched by Jay's heroic deed. Hi, I am Kay, we are boyfriends and this is the our story.
I'm Kay
Male. Smart and sentimental. 26yo. Enjoys movies (and porn) and reality shows. Sleeper. Uptight. Likes Robbie Williams. Has been to Singapore. Ogles at men. Just wants to be happy. Prefers to wear boxers. Selfless.
I'm Jay
Male. Sexy and studly. 29yo. Loves sushi and everything meat. Swimmer. Forgetful. Likes House music. Travels world over. Ogles at Kay. Want to be rich but not necessary famous. Likes not to wear underwear. Selfish.
What I'm about to tell is based on a true story that happened this afternoon at a nearby Giant hypermarket.
Three friends, two guys and a female, entered the hypermarket after having their lunch to enjoy the cool air-conditioning there as the weather outside was sunny and very hot. They walked and talked for a few minutes before the Cute Girl with Economical Thoughts turned into the toiletries aisle and both the guys followed suit.
It was about time to leave and return to the office when the three of them saw a pile of toilet paper stacked up high at one corner and they stopped.
The Cute Girl with Economical Thoughts grabbed a pack of Cutie Compact Toilet Paper, very excited and told the two guys:
Wow, it's just less than RM5.00! So cheap. You can't get this price elsewhere.
Being human we are, we are bound to contribute our ideas too, even though on matters like toilet paper. So one of the guys, the Easy-Going Plump Geek, came closer to the stack of toilet paper, stood nearer to the Cute Girl with Economical Thoughts and said:
Oh, I use this brand at home.
And he pointed to another pack of toilet paper next to the one she just grabbed.
You use Scott Toilet Paper? Cute Girl with Economical Thoughts asked.
Yes. Easy-going Plump Geek answered immediately.
But it's expensive, ya know. Cute Girl with Economical Thoughts complained.
Expensive but it's soft to wipe. Not unlike some cheap brands. Easy-Going Plump Geek interjected.
No...you should try Cutie Compact. Not only it's cheap now, I mean...look at the price, it's also soft and most important- it's compact! You feel and see...
Easy-Going Plump Geek listened to her obligingly.
See, your Scott is loose. Cute Girl with Economical Thoughts continued with the argument.
Okay, you go tell my mom. She buys toilet paper for our home. Easy-Going Plump Geek replied.
Whilst the discussion on the best and cost effective toilet paper was going on between the two of them, the Handsome, Sexy and No-Fuss Guy just stood there watching them in a talk which seemed endless and not heading anywhere. None of them wanted to buy the toilet paper and they were just wasting time talking on petty things.
Oh, come on...life is so much more than just toilet paper right?
Handsome, Sexy and No-Fuss Guy waited a little more but the other two were still engrossed with their discussion and comparison. He became impatient.
Then without hesitation, he butted in their conversation:
Eh, no need to compare anymore. Cutie Compact or Scott, they're not as good the brand I use at home.
Of course the Cute Girl with Economical Thoughts and Easy-Going Plump Geek were surprised by his words.
So what brand do you use? Both asked simultaneously.
I use this brand!
And Handsome, Sexy and No-Fuss Guy took out his bare left hand and displayed it proudly to them.
All three of them almost died laughing after that.
can - No way mate! I wouldn't allow that. You can have the cute girl or the easy going guy, or even the hot man at the sausage counter but you can't touch my handsome, sexy, no-fuss guy. :)